They think they are smarter than me. They think they own the universe and can make such monumental changes that my world will collapse at their feet. Do you know what those bastards did? They rearranged the fall TV schedule. Those fools! What mere mortals are we? Do they not think we bleed?

In the new fall line-up, this show is scheduled for Thursday night:

bones

And this:

the_office

And this:

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And this:

csi

And even this:

fringe

Outrage! Trauma, I tell you!

They think I will collapse to their demands and have to choose. Well, they have another thing coming. I am much, much smarter than them. I just ordered this:

dvr-system

Will solve all my problems. Will make my Thursday nights last all through the weekend. Ha! That’ll show them! Now, they better not mess with my Monday nights because you know what Monday is. Yes, of course you do.

HouseMD

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